What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written

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Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

What is the oldest joke we have on record?

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What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

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What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.