What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written

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What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

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What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

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How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whatever it says in the book.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.