The first one written
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
Snort stories
One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.
A: A book.
Pulp Fiction