Old Joke Jokes

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

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What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

What is the oldest joke we have on record?

X-post) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/2krnv8/whatistheoldestjokewehaveonrecord/

What do you call an old joke which someone has put on r/jokes ?

A historepost.

What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

What kind of wig can hear ?

An earwig !

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

Sandy Hook Jokes More Sandy Hook Jokes

What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why shouldn't you post to Reddit while driving?

becau

What do you call a joke that gets posted over and over again on reddit?

Al-redi-reddi-tt.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

What does fast and furious 5 and the walking dead have in common?

They both have dead walkers.