Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.
The human race.
X-post) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/2krnv8/whatistheoldestjokewehaveonrecord/
A historepost.
Nothing. We're on reddit
The first one written
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
Bullets For My Valentine
We don't miss Harambe.
A Sandy Hook
A Sandy Hook.
It smells like teen spirit.
a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)
Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.
Because it is the year of the monkey.
If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.
They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.
8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.
To screw in the children that were crossing the road
They never get old.
It's 0K.
Tareable
