Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

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Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young"

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What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

What do you call it when you dream about getting married?

Bed wedding.

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How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

What is a gentleman monkey?

A gentleman monkey is a monkey that won't monkey around with another monkey's monkey.

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Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

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What do you call an old joke which someone has put on r/jokes ?

A historepost.

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.