Prime Mate Jokes

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

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What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

What did the boy monkey say to the girl monkey?

You're a prime mate!

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

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You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

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What are the 2 numbers?

Her: 44&66 HARDER!

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What do you call it when you dream about getting married?

Bed wedding.

What does a gamer say when he get married?

GG.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ?

Because he's a man of the nice watch