What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

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What do you call a married knot?

Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.

Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

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What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

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What did the boy monkey say to the girl monkey?

You're a prime mate!

What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates