What do you call a married knot?

Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.

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Which Spanish superhero has three wives?

Amor-Man

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

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How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.