How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

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What do you call a college scholarship for a black guy?

all of them.

How many cops does it take to push a black guy down the stairs?

None, he 'fell'.

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What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

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What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.