How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

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What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!

What do you call a black guy that visits r/jokes regularly ?

A masochist

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How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

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Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.