How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

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What do you call two black guys on a bike?

Organized crime

What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

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What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

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How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.