Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

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How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.