Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

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Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

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Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces?

Because they're acetic.

What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.