Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

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What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up "

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What did one ISIS militant teacher say to their most successful student?

You da bomb.

What's a member of ISIS's favorite game?

Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!

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What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

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Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

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What do you call 10,000 SJW's at the bottom of the ocean?

a good start.

Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.