What does a muslim say when he makes a mistake?

Allahu Mybad

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What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

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What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.