They never understood the concept of piggy banks.
B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight
With a John Deere letter.
He became a Muslim.
Ali
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving
May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.
Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.