Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

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What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

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What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

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Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Whats a joke so bad its funny?

I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones

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What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

What did the terrorist say about his popular reddit post?

I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*

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Why don't people tell Jim Jones jokes?

The punchline is too long.

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit