How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

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How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

pi

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

69

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Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

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What is a Hindu?

It lays eggs

Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps?

Because they got no beef.