How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

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How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.

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How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

How many Millennials does it take to change a light bulb?

None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.

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What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

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What do you call someone who worships testicles?

Sacrilegious.

What do you call someone who worships balls?

Sack-religious.

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Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps?

Because they got no beef.

What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu