How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it

How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

Worship Jokes More Worship Jokes

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

Hindu Jokes More Hindu Jokes

What are Hindus' favorite flowers?

Reincarnations!

What is a Hindu?

It lays eggs