How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

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What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up "

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

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How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb?

One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

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How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

None They don't make Pampers small enough.

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.