How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.

How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!