Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
Turned down 4 watt
None that's a hardware problem
A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.
A Brazilian.
Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!
A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'
They already know everything.
When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.
An anti-hissy-tamine.
A dead epileptic
You can't keep a good man down !
Because the censor erased the letter "s".
The Talking Heads
