What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

Good Man Jokes More Good Man Jokes

Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Moral Jokes More Moral Jokes

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Jonah Jokes More Jonah Jokes

Why couldn't Jonah convert the Ninevites?

Because he was too inefficient.

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !