What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

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What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?

3.99 a minute.

Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

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What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

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What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

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What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself?

He was already suspended.