What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

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She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

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A whale with a table taped to it.

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What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

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Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.