What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is it easier for women to shave "downstairs" than men?

They don't have to go through as many obsticles.

What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs?

Lisa Frank

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Why was the whale lonely after his date?

The other whale didn't humpback.

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

Ethic Committee Jokes More Ethic Committee Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

Suspend Jokes More Suspend Jokes

Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself?

He was already suspended.

Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.