What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist!

How does a woman fix a ceiling problem?

She complains to a man.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

Ethic Committee Jokes More Ethic Committee Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

Suspend Jokes More Suspend Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.