Why was the whale lonely after his date?

The other whale didn't humpback.

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Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

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Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

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What do you call a retarded camel?

A humpback.

Why was the whale lonely after his date?

The other whale didn't humpback.