What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

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What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?

Puff pastry !

What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!"

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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

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What is the equivalent to Area-51 in Canada?

Area-51, A

Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

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What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans

Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.