What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

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What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway?

To get to the *other side*

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Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

What do they call the Hunger Games in France?

Battle Royale with Cheese.

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What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

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What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.

Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales