What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

France Jokes More France Jokes

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

Who is the most famous cow in France?

Albert Camoo

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

Britain Jokes More Britain Jokes

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans