What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

What Australian city has the most cats?

Purrth.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Ethic Committee Jokes More Ethic Committee Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

Stern Rebuke Jokes More Stern Rebuke Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

Grant Money Jokes More Grant Money Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.