Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

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What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

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What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself?

He was already suspended.

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How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.