Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

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Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

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Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself?

He was already suspended.

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What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...