Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

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What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

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How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

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What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.