Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

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What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

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What do you call a Belgian with a cold?

Phlegmish

Why do the Dutch enjoy Belgian jokes so much?

They're cheap.

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.