Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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U2 Jokes More U2 Jokes

What is the most said band name during the holidays?

U2

Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We're both lawyers.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do you get when someone refuses to pay the bills?

A Greek.

Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

Lead Singer Jokes More Lead Singer Jokes

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

Payment Jokes More Payment Jokes

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive