Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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U2 Jokes More U2 Jokes

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

What is the most said band name during the holidays?

U2

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What do lawyers use for birth control?

Personality.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

Lead Singer Jokes More Lead Singer Jokes

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

Payment Jokes More Payment Jokes

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.