When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

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What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave