When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

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Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

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A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

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When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave