When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

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Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.