Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

tummy, my X-Men!

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What would you do?

Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.

Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.