Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ?

Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

What do moths study at school?

Mothmatics

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.