Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

Why was the moth so unpopular ?

He kept picking holes in everything !

Why did the moth go into the dentist's office?

The light was on.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell?

the floor