Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

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Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

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What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

What do you call a giant squid who runs a tow service in Indonesia?

A Kraken-towa!

Bmw Jokes More Bmw Jokes

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

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How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."

How do you deal with ignorant people?

I really don't know.

Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

Bmw Driver Jokes More Bmw Driver Jokes

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick