What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

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What do you call a squashed Italian?

A Nepalitano. Oh yeah - wait a sec - OK - for the low-info crowd here:

What do you call an Italian Yeti?

A Spaghyeti!

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

What insect runs away from everything ?

A flee !

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What's the best way to make friends?

tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.

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What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

Where were the first French fries made?

in grease

Ferrari Jokes More Ferrari Jokes

What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage