What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why Did the Italian Go to the Sauna?

For a self'a steam.

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

Grease Jokes More Grease Jokes

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

Ferrari Jokes More Ferrari Jokes

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.