What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.

Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

What do you call a temple-running frog?

Amphibiana Jones.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Grease Jokes More Grease Jokes

Where were the first French fries made?

in grease

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

Ferrari Jokes More Ferrari Jokes

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage