What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

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How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

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What old-time song is the burgers' favourite?

Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

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What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

What did Michael Jackson almost name his daughter?

Nata-LEE-HEE!

Grease Jokes More Grease Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

Intention Jokes More Intention Jokes

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."