What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

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How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

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What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

What do Scottish owls sing?

Owld Lang Syne.

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Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

What did Michael Jackson almost name his daughter?

Nata-LEE-HEE!

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How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

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What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...