What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

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School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

What was the seal's favorite subject in school?

ART ART ART!

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant?

Are ya?

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

Haunt Jokes More Haunt Jokes

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

it was repossessed

Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

Principal Jokes More Principal Jokes

What's the definition of a school report?

A poison pen letter from the principal.

Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)

School Spirit Jokes More School Spirit Jokes

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.