What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

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What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

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Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.