What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

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What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

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What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)

Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.