What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)

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What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.

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What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino?

elephino. (Hell if I know)

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

elephino.

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Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow