What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

Rhinoceros Jokes More Rhinoceros Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.