What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

A: Depends on how many were photographed.

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

Rhinoceros Jokes More Rhinoceros Jokes

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.