Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning?

Look for Fresh Prince

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!