What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

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What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

What did Sigmund Freud do for mother's day?

His mom.

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How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

What's yellow and smells of bananas?

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What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

What's a woman's favorite monkey?

Macaque.