What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

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What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

Why were there no black people in the Flintstones?

Because they were still considered monkeys.

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What's a woman's favorite monkey?

Macaque.

What is your mom's favorite animal?

Macaque.