Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal?

Not being in the Paralympics

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Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

How do fireflies start a race ?

Ready steady glow !

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why does a Bicycle have a kickstand?

Because it's two tired.

What do you call two colored folk riding a bicycle?

Organized crime!

Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.