Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

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Who wins between a black guy and a fencing champion?

Black guy, because nword is mightier than sword.

Who wins the election?

America.

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How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

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Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

A: Because he was a gold fish.

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire.*