Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

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How the hell did Caitlyn Jenner win women of the year?

She hasnt even been a women for a year yet.

How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

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Who won the race?

Society.

What do we want? Racing car noises! When do we want them?

Neeeeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire