How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

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Which war had the most overweight soldiers?

VietNOMNOMNOM

What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

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Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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What's the powerful weapon in Greenland's arsenal?

The Nuuklear Bomb

How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.