Greenland Jokes

How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

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What's the powerful weapon in Greenland's arsenal?

The Nuuklear Bomb

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Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*

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How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella , had the same sized feet as her ?

She should play the lottery too !

Who's there ! Charles ! Charles who ?

Charles your luck on the lottery !

War Jokes More War Jokes

What do you call war fought with bees?

Beeological Warfare

What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!