Greenland Jokes

How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

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What's the powerful weapon in Greenland's arsenal?

The Nuuklear Bomb

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How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What do they call the lottery in Africa?

Celebrity adoption.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.