Greenland Jokes

How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

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What's the powerful weapon in Greenland's arsenal?

The Nuuklear Bomb

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What did you win?

Atrophy

What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

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Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

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What is the most useful thing in the French Army?

A rearview mirror, so that they can see the war!

How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...

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What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery?

She soldered on.

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.