Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

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What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

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What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

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Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

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What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.