Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

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Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

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Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Where do geneticists store vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer

What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What did the debater say after getting stabbed during an argument?

Good point

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!