Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

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What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes?

Unidank

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

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Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

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Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

Why shouldnt you ever have an argument with Mbius?

Because theyre always so one sided!

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

What were the very first straws made of?

ANSWER: Straw.