What were the very first straws made of?

ANSWER: Straw.

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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!