Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

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Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

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How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow seamen.

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What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.