Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

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Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

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Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

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Need to know ASAP.

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Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

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What were the very first straws made of?

ANSWER: Straw.

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.