Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call coffee on the floor?

Ground Coffee.

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Energy Jokes More Energy Jokes

How much energy does hova's DeLorean require?

1.21 jigga watts

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.