Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call coffee on the floor?

Ground Coffee.

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

How is snow white?

Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

Energy Jokes More Energy Jokes

How much energy does hova's DeLorean require?

1.21 jigga watts

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Where u going?

M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.