Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

What's a Brazillian's least favorite math chapter to do?

7-1

Energy Jokes More Energy Jokes

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

How much energy does hova's DeLorean require?

1.21 jigga watts

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?

A good days hunting.