How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

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Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped

Why is there cotton in pill bottles?

To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?

A good days hunting.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

What did the asian do after receiving a test with a bad grade?

Bangladesh

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Rug Jokes More Rug Jokes

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."