How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped

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Kick the alter boy in the chin )

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Well hung.

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Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

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He tested positive for Coke.

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Rugs and kisses!

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How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."