What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

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What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

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What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

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Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.