What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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What does Helen Keller call her dog?

Nothing. She's dead.

What do you call a prosthetic arm for a dog?

Faux paw.

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What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

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How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap?

9 Months.

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.