What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

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What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

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Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

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How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

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How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.