What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a dog?

Stupid.

What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

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What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

What is a snowman's favorite kind of carpet?

BRRR BRRR

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What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

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What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.