What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

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Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

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What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

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What is a snowman's favorite kind of carpet?

BRRR BRRR

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

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What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

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