Open main menu
Curious United
Curious United
Explore
About
Close menu
Curious United
Curious United
Explore
About
What is a snowman's favorite kind of carpet?
BRRR BRRR
Copied!
Previous
Random Joke
Next
Carpet Jokes
More Carpet Jokes
What did the carpet say to the floor?
Don't move -- I've got you covered.
Copied!
Why does carpet never make a sound?
It's the world's quietest pervert.
Copied!