What's the best part of having Alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday!

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How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

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What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder?

Banging your best friend's wife every night!

What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

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What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.

What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

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What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

What's the best thing about alzheimers?

You're always meeting new people.