What's the best part of having Alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday!

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Where do birds meet for coffee ?

In a nest-cafe !

What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other ?

Hey, watt's up ?

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.

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What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

A: Her IQ goes up!

What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.

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What's the best thing about alzheimers?

You're always meeting new people.

What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday.