Banging your best friend's wife every night!
Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.
The water washes away her tears
Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.
A car in first-crash condition.
Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....
Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.
Polly
