What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder?

Banging your best friend's wife every night!

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What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

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What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common?

I bang them both on my coffee table at night.

What goes clop clop clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop clop clop?

An Amish drive-by shooting

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

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Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.