A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !
Because it's a crime to drink and drive.
He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.
A natural log.
I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.
A Zebra.
A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.
When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..
A Reptile Dysfunction *ba dum tss* I'll be here all night folks
Blame it on the night
Because it was cooler on the other side.
You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.