What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What were you doing?

flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."

How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Where should I put this horse?

When she tells you, say no

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Realise Jokes More Realise Jokes

When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.