What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What does a mathematicion find in a forest?

A natural log.

Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

Realise Jokes More Realise Jokes

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a mentally disabled lizard said to be diagnosed with?

A Reptile Dysfunction *ba dum tss* I'll be here all night folks

Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song?

Blame it on the night

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.