What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

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Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

Realise Jokes More Realise Jokes

When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow