What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

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How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

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Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.

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What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

Why is a pool table green?

Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.

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What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.